🦘 Daunting Reality For Renters, Maccas’ Systems Take A Nap, Inflation Makes An Unwelcome Return

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Here’s what we’ve got in store for you today:

• Daunting Reality For Renters

• Maccas’ Systems Take A Nap

• Inflation Makes An Unwelcome Return

Let’s have a look at the market snapshot before jumping into the news:

Retirement Reality Check: Renters in the Red Zone

Buckle up, renters; the road to retirement looks rocky.

A sobering heads-up from the Grattan Institute and Australian National University paints a grim picture: half of retirees who rent are stuck in the poverty mud.

The culprit? An age pension designed with home ownership in mind, leaving renters scrambling for extra cash to cover housing costs.

The plot thickens with superannuation savings – or the lack thereof. 

To avoid poverty, renters need a retirement nest egg hefty enough to keep the rain off, which, for many, is more dream than reality.

Brendan Coates of the Grattan Institute laid it bare at a Senate hearing, predicting a surge in poverty among Australians as home ownership becomes a pipe dream for many.

The age pension barely covers basic living, let alone rent.

The median annual rent swallows more than the maximum age pension, putting retirees in a financial chokehold.

While some concessions exist, like Commonwealth Rent Assistance, experts argue it's not enough to bridge the gap.

Without significant changes, a growing number of retirees face a future where financial security is just out of reach.

Maccas Meltdown: Global IT Glitch Leaves Fries Unserved

In an unprecedented McMeltdown, McDonald’s faced a global IT outage, leaving thousands of Big Mac lovers high and dry.

The glitch, striking around 3pm Friday, hit outlets in Australia, New Zealand, the US, Japan, parts of Europe, and Canada.

Chaos ensued as some stores shut down, while others could only accept cold, hard cash.

The outage, lasting a nail-biting 10 hours, ended with McDonald’s saying, “We’re back and we missed you!” around 1:15am Saturday.

The fast-food giant was quick to clarify that this was not a cybersecurity event but a technical hiccup.

Social media was abuzz with hangry customers, with one joking, “Go to Hungry Jack’s. The burgers are better at Hungry Jack’s.”

Despite the disruption, McDonald's expressed gratitude for the patience and support from customers and staff, ensuring that efforts were in full swing to get all restaurants back online.

The world held its breath (and its hunger) as the Golden Arches worked tirelessly to resolve the issue, demonstrating the vital role of technology in keeping our beloved fast-food chains running smoothly.

Inflation’s Sticky Situation Derails Market Momentum

Just when markets were doing the bull run boogie, sticky inflation stepped in to crash the party.

The U.S. threw a curveball with inflation rates bouncing higher than anticipated, putting the brakes on the expected rate cuts by the Federal Reserve.

This jittery jitterbug danced through to Australia, where the Reserve Bank's rate cut dreams for September got a cold shower of reality.

Traders, once buoyant, dialed back their optimism, with the Aussie sharemarket taking a nosedive, erasing a record rally.

The plot thickens with oil prices hitting a high note and global demand forecasts turning the volume up.

This duo suggests inflation might stick around like an unwanted guest. 

Bond yields are feeling the pressure too, jumping up as investors recalibrate their expectations.

Market strategists and bond gurus are reading the tea leaves, hinting that the easy-going rate cut narrative might need a rewrite. 

With the economic script still being written, all eyes are on the next moves by the Fed and the RBA, as they navigate through inflation's choppy waters.

Pentanet's Power-Up: NVIDIA Deal Boosts Shares by 80%

Gamer's paradise Pentanet is living the dream after extending its bromance with tech titan NVIDIA, catapulting its shares up by a whopping 80%.

This Perth-born cloud gaming and telecom upstart has now secured its place as the go-to for cloud gaming in Australia and New Zealand, thanks to its partnership with NVIDIA.

By bringing GeForce NOW technology Down Under, Pentanet lets gamers stream their favorite titles without the need for pricey hardware.

With over 530,000 members and counting, this deal not only puts Pentanet on the map but also promises a future where lag is but a distant memory. 

This expansion includes not just the Kiwis but potentially game-hungry neighbors like Indonesia.

The deal is sweetened with exclusivity perks for Pentanet, allowing them to extend their sole distributor status in Australia in six-month bites with every US$1.5 million investment in NVIDIA's gear.

Pentanet’s tale is one of skyrocketing memberships and a vision of gaming that’s as boundless as the cloud.

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